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Those Pumpkins from Cleveland have been blowing steady chunks all year. This Sunday in Pittsburgh will be no exception.
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Euthanasia is Fun!
Steelers will put Dawgs out
of their misery this Sunday
Article by McMillen & Wife
Technically, I don't think I can really classify what the Steelers are gonna do to the Dawgies as "euthanasia," because euthanasia is, by definition, mercy killing.
Mercy, my ass! Screw this "let 'em die with dignity" crap. I wanna see Brownie pumpkin goo smeared from one end of the Heinz Field to the other. I wanna see Tim cOUCH crying for his mommy by halftime. I wanna see Butch Davis hold a "Baghdad Bob" type press conference after losing by 30 points. I can see it now:
***** Fade in dreamy vapor trails *****
Reporter: "Coach Davis, what do you have to say after your humiliating loss to the Steelers today?"
Baghdad Butch: "We are beating those black and gold devils back to the fiery pits of hell even as we speak!"
***** Fade out dreamy vapor trails *****
Kidding aside, I'm not taking this game lightly. Make no mistake, this one is HUGE. Not only is it a chance to BURY a division rival at 1-4. It's almost a must win, because the Ravens (who have a by this week) face the Cardinals and Bengals in their next two games. The Browns' very survival depends on the outcome of this game, and they'll be fighting for their lives.
Having said that, forget all those close, 3-point games, folks. Forget what Kelly Hole-Cum (who will be holding a clipboard and collecting splinters this Sunday) did last year. This is HERE and NOW, and here's the deal, folks. These pumkin-heads from the flaming cesspoole of Lake Erie simply can not beat us. Their only hope is that we somehow beat ourselves... something that will not happen this weekend. The Steelers are going to blow them out.
Cleveland's 30th-ranked offense continues to have no running game, and while they do have a couple of pretty good receivers in Kevin Johnson and Quincy Morgan, we all know who will be under center this Sunday.... none other than your favorite whipping boy and mine, Tim cOUCH. Scared? Me neither. Mark my words... cOUCH will throw a couple of picks and fumble at least once in this game.
Dawg Neutering
Sunday, 8:30 p.m.
Most Dawgs need to be neutered only once. But you've gotta fix those puppies from Cleveland two times a year! To be honest, I think Tim cOUCH is kinda starting to like the procedure.
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On defense, the Cleveland remains somewhat of an enigma. They allowed Jamal Lewis to rush for an NFL record 295 yards, are rated 27th in the league vs. the rush and are highly susceptible to the big play. But strangely, those same Browns held both the Colts and 49ers to nothing but field goals and have been extremely tough in the red zone. The key for the Steelers here is to hit some big passes early to loosen up the running lanes, and more importantly, DON'T TURN THE BALL OVER. And that's really the rub, here, folks. If we don't turn the ball over, we will win. Period.
Sometimes, you have a team's number. The Steelers have the Ravens' number. The Titans have the Steelers' number. And the Steelers have the Browns' number. Get ready to win our seventh straight over Cleveland, folks. And it won't be a nail-biter this time.
Tims's Prediction: Steelers 27, Browns 15
Sandy's Prediction: Steelers 28, Browns 9
Talk to 'yins after the game, bruthas & sistas!
Tim McMillen
Webmaster, McMillen & Wife
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Fan Smak & Analysis
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The following articles are listed in the order they were received (with the most recent entries at the BOTTOM). This isn't a "guestbook" format... I read and manually insert every message, so you may not see your submission show up immediately. Thanks a million for your comments, people!
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Author: Tommy Coleman
Comment: Must I...?
Must I...?
I must.
The Original Purple(?) Browns
The Cin-Tucky Really Real Browns
The New and yet same old Clownland Browns
Browns
Browns
Browns
Pumpkins here
Pumpkins there
Smashing Pumpkins Everywhere!
Steelers 45, Clownland 0
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Author: Art Lyon
Comment: Super Bowl-bound Browns?
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Cleveland Browns. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan.
In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away. KABOOM!
He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney. KA-BLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph. BULLS-EYE!
"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football.
And the Browns go on to win the Super Bowl.
The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman says. "You deserted us.
You are not my son!"
"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."
"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"
The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for making us move to Cleveland!"
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Author: rexdawg
Comment: i have come from the future:
...and can accurately prognosticate the outcome of this game. The Steelwhores are going down.
This rivalry goes in waves, with one team dominating the other for a few years. Get ready to hand over the AFC North reigns (not that you guys did anything productive with them in the first place).
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Author: McSteelerfan
Comment: Rex d dawg....
I think Rex has been spending entirely too much time sniffing around the other dawgs' butts.....the fumes are making him think he's Miss Cleo.....
........now go chew on your bone.
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Author: Factoid
Comment: Here rex...here boy...good boy...sit...siiiit...
Plan ahead for the winter, Rex (yes, this is a link so click it)
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Author: charles1961
Comment: Re: Here rex...here boy...good boy...sit...siiiit...
Pitts 28 .... Browns 14
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Author: OkieSteelerFan
Comment: Re: Rex
The Clowns suck!!!
Steelers 35
Clowns 3
HA HA HA
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Author: tommy g
Comment: interesting factoid
renting videos for dogs? thats very weird.i have a friend whose dog attacks tv dogs on animal planet how about playing some snoop dog songs while putting some dog porn .i wonder what the result would be for that mutt?...i wonder if i show that dog the browns/ravens game watching jamal lewis run all over them.maybe the dog will learn to stay and then fetch,or would he just roll over and play dead?...anyways the steeler better win or its going to be a very long week again steelers 30 browns 20
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Author: Tommy Coleman
Comment: GAMEDAY!
Orange Cranial Gourds Beware !
More real meat flavor in every bite...
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Author: Baltimore1967
Comment: Reality.....
"Any given Sunday" is more true this year than any other in recent memory, Openining day, Houston 9, Miami 6. I am shocked at a lot of the teams records this year, nothing surprises me. Philly sucking, Redskins doing great, go figure.
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