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You know you're a Browns fan if...
... it's 4:15 PM on Sunday and your latex dog mask is shrinking around your biscuit filled mouth due to the tidal-wave-like flow of tears as the Steelers triumph again!
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The smak stops here!
Article by McMillen & Wife
After a week of enduring relentless smak from chromosome-deficient Browns fans, the moment of truth has finally arrived, bruthas & sistas!
As most of you probably already know, Sandy and I will be attending the game. Most of you are also aware of the Steelers' astonishingly good record (21-1) when the Sandstress is in attendance.
Get ready for win #22, folks!
At this stage, I don't know what could be said about the game that hasn't already been shouted by one side or the other. So instead of our usual pregame banter, I've decided to simply leave you with a top-ten list penned by a fan on our message board that is destined to become a classic. With apologies to Letterman, this post says it all.
The Top Ten Signs You Are A Cleveland Browns Fan
An original post by Tom (aka, Rose City Steel)
10. You wear orange when it is not Halloween. And you’re not one of the Fruit Of The Loom guys.
9. Your only source of personal and oral hygiene are Milk-Bones because it says strong teeth and shiny coat right on the box.
8. The signature on your paycheck is rubber-stamped "Dominoes Pizza # 685."
7. You think the opening theme of "The Drew Carey Show" refers to the quarry your best friend is the fourth janitor in charge at.
6. You have a suit pending against Deep Purple because the concept of water being on fire is 100% Cleveland, and they must have ripped it off.
5. You’ve barked like a dog at someone, and you were over the age of five.
4. Your nickname for the Plain Dealer is "blankets."
3. You feel like you are ready to advance your professional life after reading the motivational book: "Brian Sipe On Wise Career Choices."
2. Your mom is hollering from the top of the basement stairs to stop reading this and take out the garbage.
And the number one sign that you are a Browns fan:
1. It is 4:15PM on Sunday and your latex dog mask is shrinking around your biscuit filled mouth due to the tidal-wave-like flow of tears as the Steelers triumph again! Steelers 24, Clowns 13. Maybe next year, Cleveland. But probably not...
Tims's Prediction: Steelers 23, Browns 13
Sandy's Prediction: Steelers 27, Browns 13
See 'yins after the game, bruthas & sistas!
Tim McMillen
Webmaster, McMillen & Wife
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